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All American Blonde Bombshell



Spoil Me!

Gifts are never ever expected but always appreciated. The fact that you chose to spend your time with me is gift enough. But, for the gentleman who likes to bring a little something, any gift of coffee is delightful.

Gift Ideas

Gift Cards: Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Ave, Gucci, Starbucks, Sephora, Whole Foods

I also enjoy candles: There’s always a candle burning in my room when traveling or at my home.

Perfumes: Some of my favorite perfumes are Creeds Love in White & Diors J’adore.

Lingerie: Lingerie from Agent Provocateur (36DD, medium), and thigh highs from Wolford (size medium) will also put a twinkle in my eye.

Shoes, Shoes and more Shoes:

Every woman has a shoe fetish, you can buy me my next pair with a gift certificate from Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus or Saks Fifth Avenue.

Oh, you're the type of man who likes to dress his woman? You can’t go wrong in picking out the perfect pair of Louboutins.

Size 8.5 please.


Luxury Wishlist

While donations to charities are a nice PC thing to say that makes me look good, I have decided instead to list what I REALLY want:

Mini Horse, Mini Pig and/or French Bulldog

Did I mention I’m the farmer's daughter?  Puppy & pig must be from One will do but I’d prefer the puppy and pig as a pair to keep each other company.

Tesla Model S

I’m trying to reduce my carbon footprint, and well…. A Prius just isn’t fast enough.

Radar Detector

(please only buy as an accompanying gift for for above).

Butler, Personal Chef, Housekeeper, Groundskeeper

(One of the four staff people needed is an acceptable gift, but all four are preferred.)


(Must have acceptable sleeping quarters and not equipped with oars.)

Cosmetic Surgeon

Unlimited use of cosmetic surgeon of my choice. /

Ferrari California

(For my assistant. She is not accepting pre-owned by rehabilitating celebrities.)

Furnished High-Rise in Our Nations Capital

(I was thinking just one unit, but that’s kinda cheap – better if you just get the whole building.)

Stocks and Bonds

Show me your concerned about my future. You can inquire with my assistant if this is something your gracious self would like to do.

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